In honor of Father's Day (a day late)

Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear This Dad Say

10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like I’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re sixteen, I think you're ready for unchaperoned car dates. Have fun!

8. Son, I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude… I really like that.

7. Here’s my credit card and the keys to my new car - GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Isn't figure skating good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend… you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. How the hell should I know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies - you know - that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. Sweetie, I think you should wear a shorter skirt and a spaghetti strap top, I think the boys like that.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you two to spend.

1. Father’s Day? aahh - don’t worry about that - it’s no big deal.

Borrowed from another blog and edited by me.

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